WHAT TO CALL THINGS WHEN YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT TO CALL THINGS

Y'know those times when your brain takes a mini-vacation and you can't remember the actual name of something? I found a bunch of those...

NAME		REAL NAME
APE-CAT	-	Monkey
BIRD LEAF	-	Feather
BOOM PUFFS	-	Popcorn
BURRITO BLANKETS	-	Tortillas
CAMPGROUND FOR DEAD PEOPLE	-	Graveyard
CAN OF BUG MURDER	-	Insecticide spray
CARPET BANJO	-	Guitar Hero
CAT PUPPIES	-	Kittens
CEREAL WATER	-	Milk
CIRCLE RECTANGLE	-	Oval
COBRA CHICKEN	-	Hissing goose
DUDESMAIDS	-	Groomsmen
ELECTRIC HOSE	-	Extension cord
FINGER PANTS	-	Gloves
FISH MUSEUM	-	Aquarium
GRASS DUDE	-	Pineapple
GRUMPY GATHERING	-	Protest march
HORSE TORNADO	-	Carousel
NOODLE STAY, WATER GO	-	Strainer
PORKSICKLES	-	Barbecued ribs
POTATO STICKS	-	French fries
RAW TOAST	-	Bread
ROLL OF INCHES	-	Measuring tape
SAND MOOSE	-	Camel
SNEEZE PAPER	-	Kleenex
SPACE LIGHT	-	The sun
SPRAY SCREAM	-	Canned air horn
SUGAR BAGLES	-	Donuts
TINY LOBSTER	-	Shrimp
VEGETABLE SHARPENER	-	Potato peeler
WATER WITH CORNERS	-	Ice cubes

I especially like "Noodle stay, water go" for a strainer, "Spray Scream" for a canned air horn,  and "Cobra Chicken" for a goose. ☺