SILLY NAMES - update

What to call things when you can't remember what to call things. Y'know those times when your brain takes a mini-vacation and you can't remember the actual name of something?
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NAME		REAL NAME
APE-CAT	-	Monkey
AUDIBLE NOPE ROPE	-	Rattlesnake
BEACH CHICKEN	-	Sea gull
BIRD LEAF	-	Feather
BOOM PUFFS	-	Popcorn
BURRITO BLANKETS	-	Tortillas
CAMPGROUND FOR DEAD PEOPLE	-	Graveyard
CAN OF BUG MURDER	-	Insecticide spray
CARPET BANJO	-	Guitar Hero
CAT PUPPIES	-	Kittens
CAT SNAKE	-	Sea otter
CEREAL WATER	-	Milk
CIRCLE RECTANGLE	-	Oval
COBRA CHICKEN	-	Hissing goose
DANGER NOODLE	-	Snake
DANGER WATER COW	-	Hippopotamus
DANGER ZEBRA	-	Siberian tiger
DUDESMAIDS	-	Groomsmen
ELECTRIC HOSE	-	Extension cord
FART SQUIRREL	-	Skunk
FINGER PANTS	-	Gloves
FISH MUSEUM	-	Aquarium
FLYING FLAP FLAP	-	Bat
FORMAL CHICKEN	-	Penguin
GRASS DUDE	-	Pineapple
GRUMPY GATHERING	-	Protest march
HEAT-SEEKING DEVIL CHICKEN	-	Falcon
HORSE TORNADO	-	Carousel
LEATHER SUBMARINE	-	Manatee
LONG NECK DEER	-	Giraffe
NOODLE STAY, WATER GO	-	Strainer
NOPE ROPE	-	Snake
PANDA WHALE	-	Orca
PANTLESS THUNDER GOOSE	-	Ostrich
PENITENTIARY MULE	-	Zebra
PORKSICKLES	-	Barbecued ribs
POTATO STICKS	-	French fries
PRISON PONY	-	Zebra
RAW TOAST	-	Bread
ROLL OF INCHES	-	Measuring tape
SABERTOOTH DEATH MOUSE	-	Possum
SAND MOOSE	-	Camel
SEA FLAP FLAP	-	Manta ray
SNEEZE PAPER	-	Kleenex
SPACE LIGHT	-	The sun
SPRAY SCREAM	-	Canned air horn
SUGAR BAGELS	-	Donuts
TRASH PANDA	-	Raccoon
TYRANNOSAURUS DEER	-	Kangaroo
VEGETABLE SHARPENER	-	Potato peeler
VELOCIRABBIT	-	Kangaroo
WATER WITH CORNERS	-	Ice cubes
WIZARD COW	-	Mountain goat

Nope Rope - love it!!