Silly names continued

REAL NAME		SILLY NAME
Ambulance	-	BOO BOO TRUCK
Aquarium	-	FISH MUSEUM
Aquarium	-	FISH PARK
Astronomer	-	SKYENTIST
Barbecued ribs	-	PORKSICKLES
Bat	-	FLYING FLAP FLAP
Bread	-	RAW TOAST
Camel	-	SAND MOOSE
Canned air horn	-	SPRAY SCREAM
Carousel	-	HORSE TORNADO
Cemetery	-	PERSON GARDEN
Cemetery	-	CAMPGROUND FOR DEAD PEOPLE
Corn on the cob holders	-	CORN CHARGERS
Deer	-	TINY MOOSE
Dessert	-	BONUS ROUND
Donuts	-	SUGAR BAGELS
Doughnut	-	CAKE BAGEL
Drag chicken	-	PEACOCK
Extension cord	-	ELECTRIC HOSE
Falcon	-	HEAT-SEEKING DEVIL CHICKEN
Feather	-	BIRD LEAF
French fries	-	POTATO STICKS
Giraffe	-	LONG NECK DEER
Gloves	-	FINGER PANTS
Groomsmen	-	DUDESMAIDS
Guitar Hero	-	CARPET BANJO
Harmonica	-	COWBOY TRUMPET
Hippopotamus	-	DANGER WATER COW
Hissing goose	-	COBRA CHICKEN
Hummingbird	-	BUTTERFLY DRAGON
Hush puppies	-	QUIET DOGGIES
Ice cubes	-	WATER WITH CORNERS
Insecticide spray	-	CAN OF BUG MURDER
Kangaroo	-	TYRANNOSAURUS DEER
Kangaroo	-	VELOCIRABBIT
Kittens	-	CAT PUPPIES
Kleenex	-	SNEEZE PAPER
Ladle	-	SOUPER SCOOPER
Manatee	-	LEATHER SUBMARINE
Manta ray	-	SEA FLAP FLAP
Measuring tape	-	ROLL OF INCHES
Milk	-	CEREAL WATER
Monkey	-	APE-CAT
Mountain goat	-	WIZARD COW
Mucus	-	SNEEZE GRAVY
Orca	-	PANDA WHALE
Ornament hangers	-	CHRISTMAS HOOKERS
Ostrich	-	PANTLESS THUNDER GOOSE
Oval	-	CIRCLE RECTANGLE
Penguin	-	FORMAL CHICKEN
Pineapple	-	GRASS DUDE
Popcorn	-	BOOM PUFFS
Possum	-	SABERTOOTH DEATH MOUSE
Potato peeler	-	VEGETABLE SHARPENER
Protest march	-	GRUMPY GATHERING
Raccoon	-	TRASH PANDA
Rattlesnake	-	AUDIBLE NOPE ROPE
Ravioli	-	PASTA POCKETS
Sea gull	-	BEACH CHICKEN
Sea otter	-	CAT SNAKE
Sheep	-	HOOFED LOCUSTS
Sheets	-	BED SKINS
Siberian tiger	-	DANGER ZEBRA
Skunk	-	FART SQUIRREL
Snake	-	DANGER NOODLE
Snake	-	NOPE ROPE
Strainer, Colander	-	NOODLE STAY, WATER GO
The sun	-	SPACE LIGHT
Tortillas	-	BURRITO BLANKETS
Toys R Us	-	TOYS OR ELSE
Unpopped popcorn kernels	-	POPCORN EGGS
Vultures	-	FLAMINGO WITCHES
Zebra	-	PENITENTIARY MULE
Zebra	-	PRISON PONY